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Box Scores for the Year

Here are some compiled trip statistics from my last year.  Hope you
enjoyed my stories, until my next adventure, take care, safe travels,
buckle up and always wear sunscreen.   -Keith

Kms traveled by train/ferry     : 44,000 km (the equatorial
                                  circumference of the earth is around
                                  40,000km, also if mentos were placed
                                  end to end, it would take around 2.3
                                  billion to cover this distance).

Number of night trains		: 27 (only 1 with a sleeper)

Months on a railpass		: 6 (2-month eurail flexipass, 2 1-month
                                  scanrails, 2 1-month interrails)

Longest rail journey		: Wales to Sweden, 4 days

Coolest high-speed train	: Italian Pendolino, plenty of leg
                                  room and power window shades 

Worst train experience		: Waking to a Swede puking above me 

Number of night ferries		: 16

Worst ferry experience		: Being caught cooking pasta in the sauna
                                  and having to throw it overboard.

Cheapest ferry (and duty free!)	: Estline, Tallinn Estonia to Stockholm
                                  (hmmmm, I wonder why)

Packs of Mentos consumed	: 99 in 9 months (enough to circle my room
                                  in Ryd), this would be an estimated 132
                                  packs/year, or a pack every 2.8
                                  days, or 5.4 delicious candies/day.

Mentos flavors sighted		: 8, fruit, mint, apple, tropical fruit,
                                  strong mint, licorice mint, strawberry,
                                  spearmint. The only known flavor
                                  not found in Europe was cinnamon (only
                                  sighted twice at a now defunct
                                  hardware store in Duluth Minnesota). 

Most expensive pack of Mentos	: Zem am See Austria, $3/pack.

Days spent hiking		: 32

Worst trail			: The underwater swamp boardwalk on the
                                  Wolves' trail in Finland

Best trail			: West Highland Way Scotland, old military
                                  road with drainage and a pub at the end
                                  of each day.  

Worst hiking weather		: Isle of Skye Scotland.  Rain, sleet,
                                  snow, hail, thunder, gale winds.

Song stuck in head for longest while hiking : Rocky Mountain High by
                                              Mango Jam covering JD

Fish caught			: 6- spinning gear (3), fly gear (0),
                                  ocean gear (3).

Patches added to robe (number of countries visited): 21, Sweden, Denmark,
Italy, Norway, Germany, Estonia, Russia, Luxembourg, Switzerland, Ireland,
Scotland, Wales, England, Holland, France, Belgium, Andorra, Czech
Republic, Austria, Spain, Finland.  

City with the biggest rats	: Edinburgh Scotland

Highest temperature		: 39C (104F), Madrid

Coldest temperature		: -18C (0F), Linkoping.

Hardest language to understand	: Scottish (for proof of this, please see
                                  the film Trainspotting).  

Best McDonalds value meal	: The original Moscow McD's, huge drink
                                  and fries all for less than $4.

Subway Sandwich stores sighted	: 2 official (Copenhagen and Dublin), 1
                                  fake (St. Petersburg).

Taco Bells sighted		: 0

Foods I can no longer stand	: Strawberry jam

Foods I dream about at night	: Gnocchi, gelati, hell Italian food in
                                  general

Best beer			: Guinness at the home brewery in Dublin.

Worst beer			: Budweiser (it was on special okay).

Home brew brewed		: 50 liters beer, 50 liters wine, 15
                                  liters "experimental"

Most expensive hostel		: HI in Oslo, almost $30/night

Cheapest hostel			: Closed hostel in Finland, $0/night.  We
                                  slept in the bike shelter.

Most annoying currency		: Russian rubble, I once paid 1.5 million
                                  rubbles for a cheap flight.

Lonely Planet guidebooks utilized : 7, Western Europe, Britain,
                                    Scandinavia and Baltic Europe,
                                    Finland, Russia, Walking in
                                    Switzerland, Austria.

Best hostel/place on the planet	: Stamsund, Lofoten islands of Norway.
shoe_goodbye.jpg (102485 bytes)
I found these shoes on a beach on Lizard Island Australia.  I wore
them for two years in the states and one year in Sweden.  They
had to be duct taped and super glued, but eventually they had to
be retired.  RIP.

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